Quote #15049
Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.
Quote #5286
Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are and doing things...
Quote #500
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Quote #29125
I keep my eyes clear and I hit ‘em where they ain’t.
Quote #11047
It takes a village to raise an idiot.
Quote #2311
What torture, this life in society! Often someone is obliging enough to offer me...
Quote #28830
We do not know what education can do for us, because we have never...
Quote #29397
Grief knits two hearts in closer bonds than happiness ever can and common sufferings...
Quote #348
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year — everything from kings, queens,...
Quote #170
He who lives by the sword, will eventually be wiped out by some bastard...