Quote #59
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
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Chris says it’s all in the doing, but to tell you the truth, there’s...
Quote #98
There is no monument dedicated to the memory of a committee.
Quote #26169
Junk is the ultimate merchandise. The junk merchant does not sell his product to...
Quote #33352
Most of you have been where I am tonight. The crash site of unrequited...
Quote #11291
An atheist is one who hopes the Lord will do nothing to disturb his...
Quote #32389
May you be in heaven a half-hour before the devil knows your dead.
Quote #18337
I can’t listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer...
Quote #30252
Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.
Quote #31872
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.