Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #5729
We need quiet time to examine our lives openly and honestly. . . spending...
Quote #22029
Wise are they who have learned these truths Trouble is temporary. Time is tonic....
Quote #21764
It is a good answer that knows when to stop.
Quote #10447
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
Quote #32370
Many a man thinks he has an open mind, when it’s merely vacant.
Quote #4742
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far...
Quote #31844
There ain’t no answer. There ain’t going to be any answer. There never has...
Quote #34015
Girls are always running through my mind. They don’t dare walk.
Quote #21005
Affairs are easier of entrance than of exit and it is but common prudence...