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The past always looks better than it was. It’s only pleasant because it isn’t...
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There is a negative proof of the value of Latin No one seems to...
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
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It is human nature to hate him whom you have injured.
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One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end...
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Arguments out of a pretty mouth are unanswerable.
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A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
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Lord Ronald said nothing; he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his...
Quote #10876
True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing.