Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #7108
What is done let us leave alone.
Quote #15331
In all things preserve integrity; and the consciousness of thine own uprightness will alleviate...
Quote #27328
I’ll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours.
Quote #23108
Be not too hasty to trust or admire the teachers of morality they discourse...
Quote #27969
Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US...
Quote #2272
War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and...
Quote #13152
If someone is going to kill me, they are going to kill me. —...
Quote #19778
Wars have never hurt anybody except the people who die.
Quote #11560
The phrase “domestic cat” is an oxymoron.