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To live for results would be to sentence myself to continuous frustration. My only...
Quote #21452
People do not like to think. If one thinks, one must reach conclusions. Conclusions...
Quote #17284
To judge wisely, we must know how things appear to the unwise.
Quote #11186
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.
Quote #16688
Life is wasted on the living.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #23789
There is no substitute for hard work.
Quote #17519
When a man’s knowledge is sufficient to attain, and his virtue is not sufficient...
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A hard beginning maketh a good ending.
Quote #6005
Never seem more learned than the people you are with. Wear your learning like...