Quote #518
All creative people should be required to leave California for three months every year.
Quote #14024
A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.
Quote #26639
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #21208
It is a secret both in nature and state, that it is safer to...
Quote #25211
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
Quote #3698
Politics is made up largely of irrelevancies.
Quote #24267
The state exists for man, not man for the state. The same may be...
Quote #26712
All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.
Quote #6296
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that...
Quote #25780
Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else,...