Quote #26283
My rackets are run on strictly American lines and they’re going to stay that...
Quote #2839
I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this...
Quote #28039
Everything can be learned, including, to a very large extent, to be what you...
Quote #16821
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest...
Quote #18665
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.
Quote #10670
If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.
Quote #24449
Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of...
Quote #19284
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end,...
Quote #19602
Spalding Smails This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You’re probably...
Quote #202
Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity...