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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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I wish there could have been an invention that bottled up a memory, like...
Quote #30094
God gives us our relatives- thank God we can choose our friends.
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The greatist thing in the world is for a man to know how to...
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In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having...
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Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in...
Quote #13866
Many attempts to communicate are nullified by saying too much.
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It is for us to pray not for tasks equal to our powers, but...
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The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose...
Quote #32782
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.