Quote #8069
To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #20109
I know God will not give me anything I can’t handle. I just wish...
Quote #9190
The death-knell of the republic had rung as soon as the active power became...
Quote #4781
Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world...
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #23643
A great mind becomes a great fortune.
Quote #20278
Of mortals there is no one who is happy. If wealth flows in upon...
Quote #9764
A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it...
Quote #13105
Originality is merely an illusion.