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A camel is a horse designed by committee.
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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying...
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The common dogma of fundamentalists is fear of modern knowledge, inability to cope with...
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There is a great deal of wishful thinking in such cases; it is the...
Quote #30610
If a window of opportunity appears, don’t pull down the shade.
Quote #19691
Marry your son when you will, but you daughter when you can.
Quote #1955
Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth. I sat at a...
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Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Quote #26720
The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.
Quote #30787
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.