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Cogito ergo spud. – I think, therefore I yam
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I sit here all day trying to persuade people to do the things they...
Quote #2960
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Quote #29436
On marriage Look for a sweet person. Forget rich.
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If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you...
Quote #20731
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a...
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For a significant manwoman, the one thought he values greatly, to the laughter and...
Quote #3442
More light! Give me more light!
Quote #398
Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.
Quote #31526
When I am asked, What do you think of our audience I answer, I...