Quote #19007
Any man who has had the job I’ve had and didn’t have a sense...
Quote #34602
I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn’t interest me.
Quote #8135
God is really only another artist, he made the elephat, giraffe and cat. He...
Quote #9764
A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it...
Quote #29263
If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.
Quote #11948
The President can bomb anybody he likes.
Quote #24618
Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just...
Quote #24148
If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #30509
I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man’s being unable to...