Quote #28876
Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
Quote #5867
Do not speak harshly to any one; those who are spoken to will answer...
Quote #33761
The cure for writer’s cramp is writer’s block.
Quote #2812
We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours...
Quote #31736
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there...
Quote #32443
If it weren’t for the last minute, a lot of things wouldn’t get done.
Quote #15697
Ludwig von Beethoven had never mastered the elements of arithmetic beyond addition and subtraction....
Quote #18231
My turn of mind is so given to taking things in the absurd point...
Quote #30228
Marriage should be a duet — when one sings, the other claps.
Quote #26428
In the end, everything is a gag.