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Death is a friend of ours; and he that is not ready to entertain...
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
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You don’t always win your battles, but it’s good to know you fought.
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The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think...
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They eat the dainty food of gamous chefs with the same pleasure with which...
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Experience is not what happens to you. It is what you do with what...
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f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng.
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I’m a lucky guy and I’m happy to be with the Yankees. And I...
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Je veux que les paysans mettent la poule au pot tous les dimanches.
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An orator is a man who says what he thinks and feels what he...