Quote #21668
Dont look back. Something might be gaining on you.
Quote #11349
Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so.
Quote #26306
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #29782
Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we...
Quote #9182
Certainly virtue is like precious odours, most fragrant when they are incensed or crushed:...
Quote #10446
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
Quote #21123
You never know what’s hit you. A gunshot is the perfect way. (When asked...
Quote #26384
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.
Quote #16817
The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children...
Quote #16846
Can anybody remember when the times were not hard and money not scarce