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My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so...
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There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the...
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To have respect for ourselves guides our morals and to have a deference for...
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It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
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The United States is a nation of laws badly written and randomly enforced.
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
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Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men for the wise...
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Woman is the salvation or the destruction of the family. She carries its destiny...
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I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.