Quote #30833
Love and eggs are best when they are fresh.
Quote #18213
Hope for miracles, but don’t rely on one.
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #33629
By force of arms.
Quote #17596
It’s easy to have faith in yourself and have discipline when you’re a winner,...
Quote #3834
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
Quote #28634
Cat a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Quote #10433
How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
Quote #9961
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
Quote #22034
Sooner or later I’m going to die, but I’m not going to retire.