Quote #22979
Satire is focused bitterness.
Quote #2518
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
Quote #31285
When I am dead, my dearest, Sing no sad songs for me Plant thou...
Quote #23851
The arts are the servant wisdom its master.
Quote #32754
Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted the trouble is I don’t...
Quote #12208
The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that...
Quote #27538
Experience is what allows us to repeat our mistakes, only with more finesse
Quote #26998
What is this life if, so full of care, We have no time to...
Quote #2553
Real glory springs from the silent conquest of ourselves.
Quote #1710
A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a...