Quote #23068
Round numbers are always false.
Quote #20975
He wears his faith but as the fashion of his hat.
Quote #25166
The secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I...
Quote #33377
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #33460
Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just...
Quote #27949
When I write love songs, people think they’re really soppy — but I see...
Quote #33878
All truly wise thoughts have been thought already thousands of times but to make...
Quote #10219
Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere.
Quote #951
The Pope! How many divisions has _he_ got ?
Quote #3374
There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.