Quote #31408
I do not fear the inevitable death for it is certain. Instead I fear...
Quote #2776
When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.
Quote #7922
I love children – especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #1632
Men are born to succeed, not fail.
Quote #11494
Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you...
Quote #2924
The more violent the body contact of the sports you watch, the lower your...
Quote #27317
If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the...
Quote #30522
We arrive at the truth, not by the reason only, but also by the...
Quote #16907
There is no beautifier of complexion, or form, or behavior, like the wish to...
Quote #15110
Gossip is only the lack of a worthy memory.