Quote #12612
Some things are so completely ludicrous that a man must laugh or die. To...
Quote #29360
This is New York, and there’s no law against being annoying.
Quote #20387
Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more...
Quote #28210
Some folks say it was a miracle. Saint Francis suddenly appeared and knocked the...
Quote #32969
Physics is becoming so unbelievably complex that it is taking longer and longer to...
Quote #14063
A broken bone can heal, but the wound a word opens can fester forever.
Quote #23294
People don’t start wars, governments do.
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An honest man’s word is as good as his bond.
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When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object.
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A torn jacket is soon mended but hard words bruise the heart of a...