Quote #1856
Nothing spoils a confession like repentance.
Quote #27852
If Thomas Edison invented electric light today, Dan Rather would report it on CBS...
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If you raise your children to feel that they can accomplish any goal or...
Quote #17736
Make up your mind to act decidedly and take the consequences. No good is...
Quote #26429
To understand is to forgive, even oneself.
Quote #19372
The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
Quote #33807
It is by no means self-evident that human beings are most real when most...
Quote #10567
That which is static and repetitive is boring. That which is dynamic and random...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #19585
People are difficult to govern because they have too much knowledge.