Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #33946
Life is not anything, but an opportunity for something.
Quote #8229
Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.
Quote #5440
You are today where your thoughts have brought you; you will be tomorrow where...
Quote #18419
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #8712
In the midst of winter, I finally learned that there was in me an...
Quote #33000
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Quote #32341
Give, and forget Receive, and remember
Quote #5473
Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier.
Quote #4997
It has been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you miss 100%...