Quote #1461
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.
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I’d rather go on hearing your lies than to go on living without you.
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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Quote #17740
There is no greater mistake than the hasty conclusion that opinions are worthless because...
Quote #28433
I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I’ll tell...
Quote #14276
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them...
Quote #8161
When in doubt, tell the truth.
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Only solitary men know the full joys of frienship. Others have their family but...
Quote #25637
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
Quote #19650
What, to the American slave, is your Fourth of July I answer A day...