Quote #3872
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #28829
The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time.
Quote #34590
You can pray for someone even if you dont think God exists.
Quote #26897
I talk and talk and talk, and I haven’t taught people in 50 years...
Quote #4587
It is not every question that deserves an answer.
Quote #34355
I shall curse you with book and bell and candle.
Quote #7621
Mistake not. Those pleasures are not pleasures that trouble the quiet and tranquillity of...
Quote #8840
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
Quote #13216
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
Quote #17019
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because...