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I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
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You can complain because roses have have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns...
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A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.
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You till be glad to know the President is practicing safe snacks. in reference...
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It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there...
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The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class...
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I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I...
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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
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Books are not made for furniture, but there is nothing else that so beautifully...
Quote #5387
The Stone Age came to an end not for a lack of stone, and...