Quote #1115
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #10170
Don?t think you are paying me some kind of tribute if you let my...
Quote #11018
Life is something that everyone should try at least once.
Quote #33434
You try to give away what you want yourself.
Quote #25716
Anything that keeps a politician humble is healthy for democracy.
Quote #15765
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
Quote #880
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
Quote #25323
The truth that survives is simply the lie that is pleasantest to believe.
Quote #11709
Men may seem detestable as joint stock-companies and nations; knaves, fools, and murderers there...
Quote #13858
Performance is your reality. Forget everything else.