Quote #33797
If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
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Of all the communities available to us there is not one I would want...
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Optimism is essential to achievement and it is also the foundation of courage and...
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An elephant is a mouse, built to government specifications.
Quote #7245
Short is the joy that guilty pleasure brings.
Quote #1487
A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
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The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that...
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We confide in our strength, without boasting of it; we respect that of others,...
Quote #3431
The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness...
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Most people rust out due to lack of challenge. Few people rust out due...