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Real programmers don’t comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should...
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A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to...
Quote #30096
Anyone who does not feel sufficiently strong in memory should not meddle with lying.
Quote #13385
There are three cures for ennui: sleep, drink and travel.
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I’m perplexed when people adopt the modish abbreviation Ms., which doesn’t abbreviate anything except...
Quote #3006
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful...
Quote #21032
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
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The dream is real, my friends. The failure to realize it is the only...
Quote #34533
Son, always tell the truth. Then you’ll never have to remember what you said...
Quote #18489
Happy I’m stupid. You’re smart. I was wrong. You were right. You’re the best....