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Insignificant events can take on monumental proportions when your head is full of practically...
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If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I...
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Thank goodness I was never sent to school it would have rubbed off some...
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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral...
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To fall in love is easy, even to remain in it is not difficult;...
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The reason that lovers never weary each other is because they are always talking...
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And virtue, though in rags, will keep me warm.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is...
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There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct or...