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A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it...
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Love truth, and pardon error.
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There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the...
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You can’t change who you are, but you can surely make the best of...
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A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he...
Quote #9907
Sometimes its good to contrast what you like with something else. It makes you...
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If you make people think they’re thinking, they’ll love you but if you really...
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A little learning is a dangerous thing; drink deep, or taste not the Pierian...
Quote #1169
Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.