Quote #2279
We are born princes and the civilizing process makes us frogs.
Quote #14545
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
Quote #8221
To resist the frigidity of old age one must combine the body, the mind...
Quote #30450
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Quote #14579
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Quote #12828
He who waits for a chance may wait for a long time.
Quote #30524
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up...
Quote #21368
We participate in a tragedy at a comedy we only look.
Quote #11216
A love that can last forever takes but a second to come about.
Quote #1585
A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is...