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The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
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I am a firm believer of reading the horoscopes. I read all twelve, pick...
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Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called...
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My object all sublime I shall achieve in time…
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The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation. I never yet talked to...
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Alas, poor Yorick I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most...
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All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
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Everything beautiful has its moment, and then passes away.
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There is no monument dedicated to the memory of a committee.