Quote #12066
Distance lasts a day. But reality lasts a lifetime.
Quote #3269
A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.
Quote #2515
Decency…must be an even more exhausting state to maintain than its opposite. Those who...
Quote #5128
Be to her virtues very kind. Be to her faults a little blind.
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #23986
Hope is a state of mind, not of the world. Hope, in this deep...
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
Quote #5958
Three things in human life are important: the first is to be kind; the...
Quote #1819
I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me...
Quote #25815
Sometimes the situation is only a problem because it is looked at in a...