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That a man can take pleasure in marching in formation to the strains of...
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All great masters are chiefly distinguished by the power of adding a second, a...
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I was eleven, then I was sixteen. Though no honors came my way, those...
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It is never too late to become what we might have been.
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Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating? Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.
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I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of...
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You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can’t sit on it for...
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It’s funny, to me, the way people refer to childbirth as a miraculous event....
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
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Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of the mind.