Quote #13087
The beauty of daylight-saving time is that it just makes everyone feel sunnier.
Quote #6790
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Quote #183
I could prove God statistically.
Quote #18660
Whose bread I eat his song I sing.
Quote #18381
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and...
Quote #17639
Force has no place where there is need of skill.
Quote #22696
Men are like a deck of cards. You’ll find the occasional king, but most...
Quote #27751
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
Quote #25690
Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what’s in it.
Quote #5210
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.