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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
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I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass...
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To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though...
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises...
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Every person has free choice. Free to obey or disobey the Natural Laws. Your...
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If heaven made him, earth can find some use for him.
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The television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living...
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Any proposition containing the word “is” creates a linguistical structural confusion which will eventually...
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Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.
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For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.