Quote #3056
The impotence of God is infinite.
Quote #5303
Whoever it was who searched the heavens with a telescope and found no God...
Quote #14651
He that can heroically endure adversity will bear prosperity with equal greatness of the...
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #5643
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost...
Quote #2466
Fashions are the only induced epidemics, proving that epidemics can be induced by tradesmen.
Quote #18320
When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam I looked into...
Quote #25453
Miracles happen to those who believe in them.
Quote #20086
Ready money works great cures.
Quote #264
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.