Quote #8567
Thou shall not steal. I mean defensively. On offense, thou shall steal and thou...
Quote #31798
It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes...
Quote #8629
The Christian does not consider death to be the end of his life, but...
Quote #30681
A statesman is a politician who places himself at the service of the nation....
Quote #23675
The value of money is that with it we can tell any man to...
Quote #28574
The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side...
Quote #17092
We rarely think that people have good sense unless they agree with us.
Quote #6098
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #5748
Even though quality cannot be defined, you know what quality is.