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We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a...
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People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage...
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Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
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Ah, Hope what would life be, stripped of thy encouraging smiles, that teach us...
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History is a set of lies agreed upon.
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‘Bury me on my face,’ said Diogenes and when he was asked why, he...
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The gods help them that help themselves.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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Life is like a piano… what you get out of it depends on how...
Quote #79
I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.