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One must know oneself, if this does not serve to discover truth, it at...
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All the world’s a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much...
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You cannot control what happens to you, but you can control your attitude toward...
Quote #6431
Life is like a blanket too short. You pull it up and your toes...
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MacDonald has the gift of compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest...
Quote #6793
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #30910
Where there are no tigers, a wildcat is very self-important.
Quote #12744
Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it. If you could...