Quote #20041
I am the toughest golfer mentally.
Quote #30918
Do not lengthen the quarrel while there is an opportunity of escaping.
Quote #936
The universe is made of stories, not atoms.
Quote #6099
The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
Quote #17466
When you have faults, do not fear to abandon them.
Quote #2314
Reading musses up my mind.
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #2140
There are times when you have to choose between being a human and having...
Quote #7350
A word to the wise is enough.
Quote #6123
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be...