Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #32859
Now the real beginnings of the ‘freedom’ which we have discussed for many years–and...
Quote #2522
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Quote #20370
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else...
Quote #20416
It is an interesting question how far men would retain their relative rank if...
Quote #151
The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears.
Quote #33781
The law of liberty tends to abolish the reign of race over race, of...
Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #6267
Travel is only glamorous in retrospect.
Quote #21747
Perhaps a modern society can remain stable only by eliminating adolescence, by giving its...