Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #33183
Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
Quote #15128
No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross,...
Quote #9486
Disgust with dirt can be so great that it prevents us from cleaning ourselves...
Quote #25151
Everybody likes to go their own way–to choose their own time and manner of...
Quote #11552
If you tell a lie — tell a big one.
Quote #33480
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and...
Quote #22500
My view is that one should not break up a winning combination.
Quote #18514
But I am sure that I have always thought of Christmas time, when it...
Quote #25718
At a certain age some people’s minds close up they live on their intellectual...