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Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
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He saw a lawyer killing a viper On a dunghill hard, by his own...
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To live is to function. That is all there is in living.
Quote #11945
You guys line up alphabetically by height.
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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing...
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Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen.
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Nothing said to us, nothing we can learn from others, reaches us so deep...
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Alimony: the ransom the happy pay to the devil.
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I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to...
Quote #20708
Biff Tannen So why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here