Quote #19332
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All...
Quote #2071
Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.
Quote #6070
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
Quote #2814
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #6664
I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together, not only our...
Quote #22378
We are punished by our sins, not for them.
Quote #12502
I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of...
Quote #17399
One never goes so far as when one doesn’t know where one is going.
Quote #892
A man does not sin by commission only, but often by ommission.
Quote #16492
Will We’re going to steal a ship That ship Jack Commandeer. We’re going to...