Quote #2228
Men and women, women and men. It will never work.
Quote #18739
Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.
Quote #20593
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Quote #8774
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Quote #20938
Pray you now, forget and forgive.
Quote #34644
The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love,...
Quote #4560
Young men, hear an old man to whom old men hearkened when he was...
Quote #14878
You teach your daugthers the diameters of the planets and wonder when you are...
Quote #23232
Say nothing of my religion. It is known to God and myself alone. Its...
Quote #16699
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the...