Quote #11540
A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat...
Quote #4310
For God hates utterlyThe bray of bragging tongues.
Quote #18206
Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life.
Quote #21128
I don’t think the intelligence reports are all that hot. Some days I get...
Quote #34032
I think it’s them…Men. They have no fortitude. They’re always dying or skedaddling off...
Quote #34488
A liar should have a good memory.
Quote #15572
We think very few people sensible, except those who are of our opinion.
Quote #23474
It is not the rich man you should properly call happy, but him who...
Quote #33813
What we call ‘Progress’ is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Quote #3978
If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting...