Quote #32499
The human race is faced with a cruel choice work or daytime television.
Quote #24986
Comedy is allied to justice.
Quote #10794
If there is no gardener there is no garden.
Quote #14598
And remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Quote #2027
Conversation is the enemy of good wine and food.
Quote #31668
This is the doctrine of justification. It is the wonderful fact that God imputes...
Quote #26608
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #21382
For one human being to love another that is perhaps the most difficult of...
Quote #2848
The fixity of a habit is generally in direct proportion to its absurdity.